Movie catchup round #1

When I find out that someone has not seen movie greats like Star Wars and Titanic, I am struck down with mortification. Sure, it doesn't necessarily have to be your cup of tea, but how can you not have watched it? Do you want no culture in your life? Then I realise that I am probably pretty uncultured as well. I know and have seen some pretty spectacular movies in my lifetime, but there are those that crop up, and I am horribly embarrassed to say that I have not had the pleasure of enjoying them.

I have thus taken it upon myself to catch up on all these movies, and reflect on them and make recommendations as I go. Join me, if you feel the need: we could all use a little culture.

The mission was inspired by a conversation about which movies have made you cry. Hachi: A Dog's Tale is the first of mine that comes to mind, about a dog and his owner. If you haven't seen it, you should really do yourself the favour. And that's all I'm going to say about that.


Gladiator

A classic featuring Russell Crowe (and some other cool people), who we know can pretty much do no wrong when it comes to epic movies. He lived up to his usual standards, I would say, and the movie lived up to its reputation: it was most enjoyable. I was in the right kind of mood for an action movie, which was lucky - there is a fair amount of blood and gore about, the makings of any great "boy's" movie. There was more to appreciate than the strength of the men as they swung their heavy blades and dodged spears, at least. There was a tragic story of a man who loses his family, of past and forgotten loves, and of fighting for your country and what you believe in. The ending worked well as well: it was not unrealistic, and not hopeless - it didn't leave you feeling that empty sadness deep within your soul, rather an uplifting inspiration where you walk away with a heavy heart, eager to do something meaningful with your life.

Then I had a cup of coffee and a slab of chocolate and went to bed. Sorry, Inspiration, next time, I promise.


Armageddon

I love space and I love end-of-the-world movies. There seemed to be a period in movie-making history where this was quite popular. I think it happens each time there is a long-gone prediction for this, like 2012. That was almost disappointing. And then we realised that we get to carry on living our lives, and that's pretty cool.

This movie had a truly top-notch cast: Bruce Willis, Ben Affleck, Liv Tyler (every time I saw her face I could only think of Lord of the Rings...), Billy Bob Thornton and some other familiar names graced my screen. I kind of feel like this movie was made before a lot of them were cool, as well, so "hey, waddup, hipster movie?" There was a nice balance of comedy and seriousness in this film, a break in the tension without losing the threat of eminent death. Also, not bad graphics for a 1998 film: some of it reminded me of Star Wars (Episodes 1-3), which kind of made me giggle. I don't know how to explain why...

It was also a tragic film, and I was accused of being a hard-ass for not crying. Sometimes, though, I just get so involved in the story that I don't get caught up in the emotion of it. Which sort of doesn't make a lot of sense, but that's me, sometimes my brain is backwards and doesn't understand what it's supposed to do.


New Movie: Gangster Squad

I also watched a new movie, just to offset the complete old-school nature of my movie-viewing behaviour. Ok, fine, I also watched it because Ryan Gosling is dreamy. Until he opens his mouth that is... He's hot in a David Beckham way, where the voice just doesn't match the face. Gosling's suave, smooth-talking, cheeky eyes thing just works though. He and Emma Stone work really well together as well.

I really enjoyed the way it was filmed. On the whole the movie felt like a combination between Guy Ritchie (directed Sherlock Holmes) and Baz Luhrmann (Moulin Rouge and the latest Great Gatsby), so it was a lot of sensory fun to watch. It was pretty cool as a gangster movie, but at the same time, it didn't really present anything new in the way of story or expectations. I did enjoy it though, and it is definitely worth giving a watch.

Confession time

Ok, I have a confession. I am an addict. But I'm going to say it's not a problem. We are all addicts in a similar way. The content of mine is just different. Some people have Facebook, some have computer games. Some people are addicted to YouTube, while others are addicted to 9Gag. Me? I'm addicted to something a little more unhealthy (but sometimes it can be good for you...).

I am addicted to food porn...

"What is this "food porn" you speak of?" you may find yourself asking. Well, my dear friends, behold...

Rolo brownie trifles from Bakingdom.com

Coconut cake with chocolate chunks and coconut
drizzle from Heidirobb.com

Easy pad thai from Browniesfordinner.com

Sweet & spicey bacon chicken from
diaryofarecipeaddict.blogspot.com

Food porn holds the wonders of all sorts of magical food. Sometimes it comes with a recipe that you will never be able to follow, because it either is way too complicated, or you live in a third-world-country where you don't even get half of the ingredients!

And never mind the healthified recipes: if you are lucky to have access to the ingredients (should you know where to even find them!), the ingredients are worth quadruple the value of just buying a simple packet of biscuits. Which is much quicker than having to make all these delicious things from scratch. I want my brownies, and I want them NOW!

Ultimate Chocolate Chip Cookie n’ Oreo Fudge Brownie Bar from

www.kevinandamanda.com

Ever worried about being unhealthy? Ever felt concern that the massive, fudgey, ooey, gooey, chocolate brownie mess with the melted marshmallows and chocolate sprinkles might just go straight towards making those gym pants even tighter? Never fear! Food porn won't make you fat! As I've mentioned, I'm a Calorie counter, but, luckily for me, poring over delicious food doesn't add any fat or calories or carbs to your food diary.

Apparently this light BBQ chicken pizza from
pinchofyum.com only has 150 Calories per piece...
And it looks delicious! Mmmm pizza...

Hey look! Healthy-ish food! I made this
one pot pasta from Marthastewart.com,
and it was really delicious

What does sometimes happen, however, is that it consumes your time. There is also the chance that you do end up getting fat anyway because you were too busy staring at the food, and not going to exercise instead. I find this happens a lot with looking at inspiringly slim girls as well... Too much time looking and wanting, and not enough time getting off my ass and doing something about it!

Maybe I'll go into the evils of "planning" instead of "doing" one day. Today is not that day. Instead, I'll just leave you with some deliciousness. Which, luckily for you, is silent, and does not require that you instantly shut your laptop screen should someone walk into the room. Enjoy!

Caprese lasagne roll ups from cookingclassy.com. I
don't think we have easy access to such long pieces
of lasagne here. So I thought I could find a recipe for
fresh pasta, and I can make my own! Lol that's not gonna
happen...

My brother is desperate for me to make him molten
cupcakes. I'll find a recipe similar to this Betty Crocker
one (another product we can't get here...